This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
We knew it was too good to be true!
Cue the whomp, whomp!
"There has been no such offer made to Pippa Middleton by the Today show. She of course is welcome as a guest on Today anytime."
The 29 year-old was supposedly going to make 20 appearances on the
ratings deficient morning talk show and would be covering such royal events as the Chelsea Flower Show and Buckingham Palace's public opening.
We were really just hoping she would give us all the diiirrttyyy deets on the royals and their pregnancy..
but if you have to continue to live in SOMEONE'S shadow, we guess a royal one isn't THAT bad.
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