Home Videos Photos Shop
PerezHilton CocoPerez Ryan Lochte Kim K. Britney Spears Bieber PerezTV

Chris Pine's Star Trek Into Darkness Trailer Beams Smiles Onto Faces & Bonerz Into Pants!

| Filed under: Film FlickersZachary QuintoChris Pine

Ruh-roh, Mzr. Spock!

Has Captain James T. Kirk finally bit off more than he can chew?!

For the sake of a possible third installment in J.J. Abrams's Star Trek franchise, we sincerely hope not!

Ch-ch-check out Chris Pine running, jumping, and looking damned sexy in the EXPLOSIVE first official trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness (above)!

While there isn't enough Zachary Quinto or Benedict Cumberbatch in the vid, our Starfleet uniforms did grow tight around our reproductive organs as we anticipated the film's inevitable climax, LOLz!!

STID won't hit theaters until May 17, 2013.

Tags: , , , , , , ,

The 10 Most Searched Pop Culture Porn Parodies
15 Groundbreaking Sex Scenes That Changed Film!
Worst Dressed Celebs Of The Week!
10 Method Actors Who Went Too Far!
More Gender Swapped Movies Channing Tatum Should Do!
Celebs Who Found Fame Later In Life!

5 comments to “Chris Pine's Star Trek Into Darkness Trailer Beams Smiles Onto Faces & Bonerz Into Pants!”

  1. thebigboot says – reply to this


    1

    Bonerz into pants? Seriously? Can't make one post without going that route? No wonder people don't take you seriously.



  2. 2

    til I saw the paycheck saying $4239, I did not believe that my neighbours mother truly earning money in their spare time on their computer.. there best friend has done this 4 less than seventeen months and recently cleard the mortgage on their home and bought themselves a Ford. go to, . WWW.Ask22.Com



  3. 3

    You sick f*ck.



  4. 4

    fucking juvenile hypersexual disgusting punk. Get some cash out of your pocket anbd go hire a real guy to fulfil your piggy fantasys.

  5. teeter totter says – reply to this


    5

    Yet another remake or sequel I will not be watching, cannot someone come up with an original screenplay or two?

    PS - Ban spammer lizzyhot, Thanks.