It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
It's exactly as it sounds:
Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson, decked in their holiday finest, decide that an argument about which of their upcoming movies is more depressing would be better than having a nice holiday evening at… home? A party? Where are they?? LOLz!
Doesn't matter because it's HIGHlarious (above)!
That it do!!