It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
Yeah, we’re not so sure we agree.
But, that doesn’t matter as Lindsay Lohan is definitely not going to be appearing at any local weddings, Bar Mitzvahs or other events as we previously were hearing.
Damn! We had just written our $100 deposit check to book her!
However, we guess there will be no chance of that happening now as our favorite
hot mess fiery redhead is not available through 123 Talent, who sent out the mass emails, and apparently she was never available for these big life-changing events.
No, not because she was busy with legal battles.
Remember, she hasn’t even had to show up for those!
A different direction?
The only different direction she could go in at this point is successful, but that isn't looking too likely.
Whatever direction it may be, we hope it's a safe and legal one.
And we'll be here with our check if you're interested, Lindsay!
[Image via Diane L Cohen/WENN.]