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Lindsay Lohan Wants Help… She Just Can't Afford It!

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Aww.. well this just sucks!

We've been pleading and pleading for Lindsay Lohan to get some therapy amidst her many woes, but according to sources… she just can't afford it!

Her debt is so high, Charlie Sheen's $100K gift wasn't even enough!

According to one LiLo insider:

"Lindsay is overwhelmed at the prospect of going back to jail and believes that a psychiatrist can help her through this trying time of her life. However, Lindsay has a huge problem, she can't afford to pay a good shrink because she literally has no money. Her health insurance would only pay about 20 percent of the mental health bills, and the docs that she wants to see charge $250-$300 an hour."

What makes it so frustrating is that her new management team is apparently declining endorsement deals that could pave her way to financial freedom.

We know they're just trying to make her a reputable actress again — and it is hard to do that with a ton of non-acting gigs — but we gotta prioritize here!

Good luck with everything, Linds. Maybe Santa Sheen will stuff your stocking again!

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31 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Wants Help… She Just Can't Afford It!”

  1. david says – reply to this


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    ya, her 'team' apparently turned down a 30K deal for a dont drink and drive ad. well, WTF?, who would take that campaign seriously?



  2. 2

    What a crock. She is trying to play the judge.

  3. Who cares says – reply to this


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    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..



  4. 4

    So you finally figured out how to use gifs. Just like most of your posts, your use of them is way behind the times. Grow the fuck up and stop going overboard, you retarded homo. Why are you so fucking stupid?

  5. Ted says – reply to this


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    Bitch can afford a cheaper therapist. She's totally playing the judge.



  6. 6

    a poor baby. she should have thought of all this long ago. how does it feel to want?

  7. michelle says – reply to this


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    aww god worse video ever put away the bouncy balls yuck



  8. 8

    Seriously . . . . jiggling boobies . . . .over and over? What are you eleven and straight?! Grow up.

    For the most part I find you fabulous, though. Peace, out.

  9. She'sFullofShit says – reply to this


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    So how the hell does she afford to fly all over chasing cock? Maybe she should cut out the coke, alcohol, and flying from city to city so she can afford therapy. She's so full of shit.



  10. 10

    Oh puh-leeze! She starting the whining already, dont' send me to jail, send me to therapy. She's had therapy. like her five stints in rehab, she didn't take it seriously. Send her ass to the slammer, maybe that'll teach her what nothing else could.

  11. JoBlo says – reply to this


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    BaBoomBa BaBoomBa

  12. Susannah says – reply to this


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    This story has to be a joke.
    Where's her frickin' father if she wants therapy so damned bad?
    I'm sure between her mother and father, and whatever the hell she's spending every day on fancy food and alcohol, she can come up with $250/hr!
    … And even if it IS true, then it sounds like a li'l public relations bs to get the media, the law and (ahem) her fans to feel sorry for her.



  13. 13

    She would be better off dead.

  14. teeter totter says – reply to this


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    Re: david – Really? I had not read that story. She should take whatever she can get, she cannot afford to be picky now with her record.

  15. teeter totter says – reply to this


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    I Googled LA City Municipal Courts to see if they provided free or low cost mental health providers but they do not have a search bar and could not find anything, sorry guys.



  16. 16

    Re: rosebud99 – So right!



  17. 17

    Oh whatever. Why the hell does she need the most expensive psychiatrist she can find? There are plenty of cheaper mental healthcare options. If she wants a more expensive doctor, maybe she should stop blowing her money on booze and pills

  18. Kferg says – reply to this


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    OMG! What a silly cock-smoker she is!!!! Typical selfish celebrity act! If the Judge doesn't send her to jail…there's no hope. ANYBODY non celebrity would have been raked over the coals by now, this is ridiculous…i don't even care if she gets help…help for what? Persistent case of self- entitlement? Really? Come on people! What a f-cking child..throws a tantrum all over the place , and then can't even own it….I swear she's gonna write a tell all book soon…someone should remind her that she was never THAT talented to begin with..and Parent trap was a re-make…so was Herbie….but you go ahead and run with it Lynds…like there's nothing else out there to cry about these days, you uninspiring looser…if someone winds up lending you dough, maybe you should go by some class!!!



  19. 19

    more bullshit from the queen of bullshit, cry me a fucking river.



  20. 20

    Re: meister – "the most expensive psychiatrist " sorry, but 250-300/hour is not even close to "most expensive" 2 bills is about average for an MD shrink or 125 for a phd/ms counselor



  21. 21

    GROW up PERVez, lose the fucking GIF. it just slows down youre already slow over ad shit site.

  22. nurse says – reply to this


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    Chelsea Handler offered to pay for her rehab, maybe she should check in with her



  23. 23

    She's a piece of shit.

  24. @v@ says – reply to this


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    What Would Jane Doe do? Go to court. Accept responsibility for laws broken. Go to jail, open door, walk in. Do your chores. Don't lip people off. Think a lot about how not to be a jackass. Open door, walk out. Get a job. Carry on.
    There. Saved her thousands of unneeded ' therapy.'

  25. @v@ says – reply to this


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    When regular people need help, they help themselves. You can't 'pay' others to straighten you around. You actually have to do it yourself. Imagine that.



  26. 26

    Yeah. Enough with the GIFs



  27. 27

    jail time will teach her. 1 year at least



  28. 28

    It's not hard to figure out why she's broke. She has made a lot of money this year. Spending in a life of sin will make you broke. A wise person would be sitting pretty with that kind of money.



  29. 29

    There are PLENTY of great psychologists that charge a whole lot less than that. There is also free mental help available for those who cannot afford it and I'm sure that some of the expensive ones would be willing to work with her for free, just for the notoriety. There is absolutely no excuse for her not getting the help she needs, unless she just really doesn't want it. The thing is, she really doesn't think she has any problems.



  30. 30

    the problem is she ONLY wants help because she's facing jail again. SHE doesn't really think she needs it, is just doing what she thinks others want her to do. Even if she has moments of clarity on how effed up she is, it doesn't last and she's right on the bad path again. She needs both jail time (like at least 6 months) and mandated rehab (although I don't think it will do any good for the 6th time) for 6 more months. Her freedom needs to be taken away for at least a year, out of the limelight and away from the clubs. She has NEVER hit bottom and really needs too, otherwise she's probably dead by 30, if that long.

  31. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Gawd…HOW many times has Gerard Butler cum all over those squishy tits ! ?