Well, Michael Lohan is certainly spilling the tea!
One Direction's songs may be "vanilla" in subject matter…
But urging young girls to simply submit and let someone "kiss you" while asking what turns their love on, as well as singing about a "rushing" feeling that's caused by touching?
Umm, how is that NOT subliminally sexual? LOLz!
And their music video for forthcoming single Kiss You is just as cheeky as the tune!
Get a taster of your favorite fivesome in this homage to 1950s music videos while they fake ride motorcycles, pretend to surf while shirtless, AND make like they've been jailed for life (above)!
And despite the rather adult underlying message of the song, it's a pop track to the core and we totally dig it!