Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We always suspected one didn't need to make rock music to live like a rockstar, and now the proof is in the pudding!
Mmm… It's a delicious, light-chocolate, diamond-infused Barbadian pudding!
"But, but… RiRi doesn't even make rock & roll!"
True, but MTV had to name someone!
Ri and her navy embrace the rockstar lifestyle more than the actual genre's best-sellers of 2012 — .FUN and Mumford & Sons.
We LOVE those bands, but we can't see them getting banned from a Holiday Inn for racing motorcycles through the hallway.
"[Rihanna] did what she wanted, with whomever she wanted, and didn't give a single, solitary f— about any of it. She flaunted her blunt-rolling abilities, posed nude more times than we can possibly count, re-connected with her controversial ex [Chris Brown] and led 150 journalists on a seven-day death-march around the globe."
Yup, they may have a point!
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