All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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We guess there's nothing that can dull the ache of a breakup quite like tasty chicken wings and bountiful boobage!
Which is why we're assuming Selena Gomez ventured over to Hooters in Burbank Monday looking a little worse for a wear…
In that "I just broke up with my boyfriend" kinda way (above)!
We guess Da Beebz was simply too much TROUBLE for her sweet self to deal with!
Hence Hooters chicken.
Although we hope she's not simply frequenting Justin's known hangouts to hopefully "run in" to her ex…
You're so much better than that Selenita!
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