That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Don't get us wrong, we LOVE us some Bradley Cooper!
We just never realized he was packing extra-milkmakers!
There's nothing wrong with a third nipple, having one is a rare but legitimate medical condition!
And you know we would gladly lick all three pepperonis on the Silver Linings Playbook star's personal
pan man pizza, but…
Well, five? Five motherf*&@$ng nipples?!
Brad's insane and shirtless revelation on yesterday's Ellen DeGeneres Show (above) is a MUST SEE!!
Thankfully, the former Sexiest Man Alive was merely pulling his hostess's
PHEW! Brad has the standard number of nips after all, but we were worried there for a minute!