Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Don't get us wrong, we LOVE us some Bradley Cooper!
We just never realized he was packing extra-milkmakers!
There's nothing wrong with a third nipple, having one is a rare but legitimate medical condition!
And you know we would gladly lick all three pepperonis on the Silver Linings Playbook star's personal
pan man pizza, but…
Well, five? Five motherf*&@$ng nipples?!
Brad's insane and shirtless revelation on yesterday's Ellen DeGeneres Show (above) is a MUST SEE!!
Thankfully, the former Sexiest Man Alive was merely pulling his hostess's
PHEW! Brad has the standard number of nips after all, but we were worried there for a minute!