Lindsay Lohan's poops don't stink — and they're tiny!
The actress says the story Scary Movie 5 producers are squirting out are all LIES!!
As you may recall, yesterday one of the Scary sequel's producers dropped a load of a statement, telling sources that “Lindsay clogged the toilet in her own trailer" during her few days on set. According to the flick's big shot, Lilo's potty wasn't the only thing to get backed up by her giant number two. The producer claims it caused ALL the trailers on set to "stop working," which made a huge smelly mess that "took a day and a half to clean up."
Lindsay says this whole story is one sh*tty revenge!
Lilo is telling friends she couldn't have trashed her Scary Movie 5 trailer:
"Cause it was trashed when she got there, and producers retaliated because they were pissed off she was a no-show for the first day of shooting."
The redhead says she NEVER even got a chance to use her trailers' crapper, cuz it was broken the whole time she was on set.
She believes that the producers framed her for the poor piping cuz they're upset she had to reschedule her first day of filming.
Here's what's stinky about the story… after the shoot that Lindsay was accused causing the sh*tstorm for, she was told she would not get her full paycheck.
LiLo's friends say "her people and movie honchos went back and forth for weeks" before she finally gave up the fight. They say "tens of thousands of bucks were deducted from her paycheck."
If she isn't guilty why did she agree to pay??
We all know our girl is going through some serious money troubles. "Tens of thousands of bucks" is NOT something she should be willing to give away — if she really is innocent.
Either way, it was really crappy for the producers to leak this story.
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