Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
Who says the world ending in 2012 has to be a bad thing??
Whether or not you believe the world is going to end on 12/21/2012, it's still fun to think about! Well, not necessarily fun but… whatevs!
While we LOVE Psy and his sense of style and sense of humor, if we could never hear that song again, we'd welcome the Mayans returning to eat our souls (that's what supposed to happen, right??)! We're OVER it!!
Chris Brown's Tweets
For a few days we didn't even need the world to end for us to have a taste of this — now Dec. 21st can't come soon enough!
What's the point?? These things are rarely funny and are a huge waste of time and milk!
Apocalypse Movies Like 2012
Super unrealistic and built to steal your money by tricking you with exciting visuals. The Mayans will come in the night! LOLz!
People Not Using Their Turn Signals
It's illegal not to use your turn signal, and it's one of the first things you learn. How can people avoid such a simple thing?
Instagram + Food
We guess its a moot point since all of you folks are leaving the app behind, but still…
Nobody really cares what you're eating… and what your plate looks like when you're done eating it!
Unless your burger is carved into the shape of Zac Efron and wants to make out with us, don't bother! LOLz!
Let's get real for a second here. If the fake apocalypse happens in a few weeks, we'll be happy we won't have to deal with intolerance and all the hate out there. It's exhausting sometimes.
Stepping In Dog Shizz — In Flip Flops!!
We love you Teddy… but YUCK!
What will U be glad to lose when the calendar hits 12/21/2012??
There ARE things we WILL miss when faced with the sweet nothing at the end of this month… stay tuned!