All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Or at least, the ladies are both aching to play "the love of his life" Mary Austin (his life-love before Freddie revealed he actually preferred men!) in the as yet untitled Freddie Mercury biopic…
Starring Sacha Baron Cohen as the Queen himself!
"Katy Perry and Kristen Stewart are on the short list for Mary, who played a huge role in Freddie’s life. They…desperately want the part, and it’s getting ugly! With the girls fighting like this, it’s just hurting their chances of getting the part. It’s unprofessional, and Sacha is tired of the back-and-forth — he wants to choose one of them and be done with it."
Back in the summer, we heard that Katy hadn't been offered the role of Mary, and that she wasn't sure if she would even take the part…
But perhaps now that her song Wide Awake may be nominated for an Oscar, Kayper's got the golden statue fever and sees this as a way to break into the Academy?
Oooo you better watch out Kristen!! That Katy Kitty's got claws AND the power of candy-coated music behind her!!
But then again, KStew DOES have vamper fangs and super strength…
We wonder who will emerge victorious in this epic battle of Queens??
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