As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Another Real Housewives star, another book deal.
But this time around, instead of getting a new recipe or etiquette advice, the housewife is giving some fiery love tips.
It's about time, ladiez!!
Real Housewives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga plans to help readers have a hot and heavy marriage just like her own.
Now that’s some information we might just be interested in!
And castmate Teresa Giudice might want to
buy check out a copy from the library. LOLz!
“I can't tell you how many times Joe and I are approached by fans asking how they can have a marriage like ours. A great marriage doesn't just happen. It's a job.”
Job? We already have one of those!
But, we might still check out the book released by St. Martin’s Press as Melissa promises some sexXxy goodies:
“[It will offer] practical strategies on how to strengthen their marriage, amp up the passion, and the secrets that make my marriage as sexy and hot as it is warm and loving.”
Wonder if any of those tips include stripper moves?
We can certainly hope, but we won't hold our breath!
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