Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
Aww he's like a regular St. Nick and Mila is so obviously his Mrs. Claus!
But it seems Jacki and Kelso are still ho-ho-hooked on each other, as they were spotted acting all couple-y while doing some holiday shopping in Ashton's home state of Iowa!
"They were picking out gifts for his family. They bought robes, slippers and candles. It’s really cold In Iowa right now, so I’m sure it will come in handy. They were inseparable and having such a good time in the store. Ashton had his arm around her and I even saw him rub her back."
Hmm… robes, slippers and candles?!
Those don't sound like family gifts to us, those sound more like essential items for a sensual, snuggly lovefest!
Perhaps Mr. Kutcher will offer up his Christmas ballz while Mila trims his tree?! LOLz!
We're just glad to hear that Mashton are acting as snug as bugs in a rug!
We hope you have a Murrrryyy Christmas in Iowa, ya cute kids!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]