All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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People get ready - there's some tweets a comin'.
Knock on wood.
Jeez! You'd think some people would be thankful the world didn't end, but all of these comments are dripping with caustic wit.
At least MOST of them are entertaining.
Soooooo is 12-21 Mayan April Fools Day???? #SoHappyTheWorldDidn'tEndToday
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) December 21, 2012
It's after the End of the World deadline.If I'm dead, then I'm in Heaven. Bc I'm laying around watching THE GRADUATE w @hilariabaldwin
— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) December 21, 2012
What does one even wear to a Mayan Apocalypse? I hate being underdressed.
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) December 20, 2012
I was kind of counting on that end of the world thing… Guess I have to do my Christmas shopping now.
— Lauren Conrad (@LaurenConrad) December 21, 2012
I think the world is still here. Maybe I shouldn't have had that martini preparing for its demise.
— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) December 21, 2012
I wish this day marked the end of idiots saying the world is ending. You have to be awfully arrogant to think it will end on your watch
— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) December 21, 2012
Apocalypse …. Jesus people. Embarrassing that was the main topic on my feed. #gulliblelemmings now enjoy the holidays!! 😊😉
— Shane West (@shanewest_1) December 21, 2012
Who else survived? Lol twitter.com/KylieJenner/st…
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) December 21, 2012
"The world will end December 21st, 2012!" …said the guys who practiced human sacrifice, thought the sun was magic, and worshipped corn.
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) December 21, 2012
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