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Max and Bob Sheen are totes lucky to have two mommas who love them dearly!
While biological momma Brooke Mueller battled a FIERCE Adderall addiction in rehab and their father Charlie Sheen filmed Anger Management in NYC, parental duties were temporarily transferred over to his ex-wife, Denise Richards!
completed left rehab, though, and Denise regretfully returned her progeny!
"This is not the first time I've had all five, [the twins are] Sam and Lola's brothers. It was a full house, lots of love and life. Brooke knows anytime, and Charlie, that any time they need help with the boys, that I'm there. They're our family and they're Sam and Lola's brothers and I can't imagine growing up without my sister, so anytime she needs help, I'm there for the boys."
If that arrangement seems weird to you, Denise doesn't care!
"I know it doesn't seem normal, but it is our normal. They're little kids and I love children, and like I said, it's our daughter's brothers, so I can't say no."
Tell 'em, sister! We're applaud non-traditional families!
And it's not like the Wild Things star breast-fed them, LOLz!!
All you need is love, and Charlie's kids have that in spades!!
[Image via WENN.]