Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
JennyJen! So dirty!! …we love it!!
Justin Theroux's bride-to-be impressed her so much, Emz swears she's a 20 on a scale of 10, saying:
"She's really good. I saw bits and pieces of it and she is amazing. It was unreal! She looks really hot."
Well now we know why Justin put a ring on it…
The future Mrs. Theroux stars as Jason Sudeikis' stripper wife. Well… kind of. He's a pot-dealer who needs to put a fake family together for Mexican business trips.
We're sure this pole-dancing will sell enough tickets.