As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
John Mayer, put that wandering peen back in your pants! JEEZE!
Even though Katy Perry and Mr. Mayer have been canoodling since the summer, it seems that John has had one hand around Katy P. and the other one
smoking a cigarette groping another ladies' intimate parts!!!
According to an insider, John has enjoyed a "friend with benefits" for over two years, AND they meet up on the reg for sexy-time dates!
Color us all shades of no way surprised!
"They meet frequently, just for sex dates, and they sext each other almost constantly. John and this woman have incredible sexual chemistry and have been seeing each other nonstop since their first encounter almost two years ago."
We're just hoping this is the rumor mill churning out a big, fat LIE. But if it IS true…
[Image via Ramey Pix.]