Yeah, so do we!
Much like a broken toilet at Jim's Curry Palace, however, Rob was full of stanky s**t!
It turns out Rob dumped Rita after he learned she was doing the nasty with the one secret lover we would never, ever, ever expect!
Was it Richard Simmons?!
Nope! Even crazier!!
Yeah, you read that right. Jonah motherlovin' Hill!
"Rita spent the night with Jonah during a trip to New York."
And the insider wasn't talking about an all night Harry Potter marathon with s'mores and pillow fights!
If the source is correct, the 29 year-old actor plucked the songstress from a popular nightspot and talked her into dropping those panties!!
Wowzers! Jonah and Rita are the craziest pairing since peanut butter and bananas!
We love it — though something tells us Rob does NOT!