Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
Hopefully Simon Cowell isn't considering a career as a professional card player, because his poker face is absolute crap!
So what did Simon say about the duet that shocked the world?
He merely described it as "…interesting."
Heh. 2012 is almost over but, Simon continues campaigning for Understatement of the Year!
The X Factor judge fervently denied knowledge of backstage substance abuse and scoffed at the implication that LeAnn's off-kilter performance hurt Carly Rose Soneclar's chances at victory, but his face — it told a different story!
Simon barely contained his smug smirk! You know he was dying to shout, "the woman was bloody hammered!"
For once, however, tact got the best of him, LOLz!!
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