It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
It's Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself!
But though their funny bits grab our attention like the ghost that's grabbing his ballz, Ashley Tisdale is the real star of this satire. And oh how she shines!
Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!
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