It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Well, the hard-pAArtying starlet was right there with us…except for the pleasant part, anyway!
In fact, we're hearing that she is downright PISSED with the producers of the latest horror movie parody because of an, ahem, 'last minute adjustment' they made during her cameo that took an extra DIG at her endless array of legal troubles!
According to sources close to LiLo, the working script for Scary Movie 5 contained a scene during which she shrieks loudly, only for it to be revealed that she's watching a clip from her shiteous Disney flick Herbie: Fully Loaded!
However, as everyone who watched the trailer knows, THAT footage was replaced with her watching a MUCH MORE HIGHLARIOUS news report about her probation being revoked!
Ch-ch-check it out if you haven't yet (above)!
Insiders explain that Lindsay was supposed to have the final say on the flicks jokes, and is assuming the producers only changed it out of spite for her toilet-clogging, production-delaying antics on the set this past September!
And really, can she blame them?! YUCK!
Apparently, she'll be contacting her legal team this week to determine if she can sue them for breach of contract, but honestly, we think those folks are probably BUSY enough dealing with other shiz!
Can't they all just come to a compromise OUT of the courtroom?
We bet footage from I Know Who Killed Me would be just as effective in the final print! LOLz!