If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Take it off, Rob!
And while you're at it, take the rest of those conventional clothes off too! Ha!
Robert Pattinson, our beloved sparkle child, was seen arriving at JFK on Saturday.
He's probably ready for some Christmas cuddles with his boo!
Hey… at least it's not with Rupert Sanders!
[Image via Splash News.]