And this is one of the best reasons!
In this hilarious clip from the film, Franco's character Dave Skylark is interviewing rapper Eminem.
During the interview, Eminem casually comes out
Ahhh, Christmas in Las Vegas!
What better way to celebrate baby Jesus' two-thousand-and-thirteenth birthday than with a blowout bash at The Wynn?!
Ok, so we don't have concrete proof that Ice-T and Coco are attending the Son of God's super-secret birthday pizza party, but why fight through a holidazed crowd at the gambling mecca's much-ballyhooed Town Square unless they were picking up a present for the b-day boy?!
We know they probably weren't interested in spending quality time with each other!
Not in Sin City! Not after local rapper Ap.9 claimed to possibly bang Mrz. T and take pics of his conquest!
We hope they weren't window shopping for his-and-hers divorce attorneys! Icky!
[Image via WENN.]