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Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
Best. X-Mas. Gift. Ever.
Oh, Mileybird! You never cease to ah-maze us!
We don't envy Liam Hemsworth — holiday shopping for the girl who already has everything must be tough!
He blew our minds, though, by blowing up a sex toy and giving it to his fantabulous fiancée for Christmas!
Ok, we're not sure Liam actually purchased the plastic person as a present for Miley Cyrus, but it makes sense!
The Party in the U.S.A. star can bring her to a tea party! Float down a lazy river on her back! Make her a back-up dancer in a music video!
There are 1,001 things to do with a blow-up doll besides stick a boner in it — or so we've read, LOLz — and Miley is figuring that out!
Her caption for the Twitter pic she uploaded (above):
"Does this count for the carpool lane? Such a nice Xmas gift"
You might want to check with your attorney on that one, girl, but we think Joey Lawrence tried that defense on a very special episode of Blossom and the results were
Either way, we think you're a fantastic role model to young ladies!
What better way to promote safe sex than to do it with a rubber partner? LOLz!
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