Miley Cyrus Photographed Cruising Down Rodeo With Five Foot Sex Toy?
Best. X-Mas. Gift. Ever.
Oh, Mileybird! You never cease to ah-maze us!
We don't envy Liam Hemsworth — holiday shopping for the girl who already has everything must be tough!
He blew our minds, though, by blowing up a sex toy and giving it to his fantabulous fiancée for Christmas!
Ok, we're not sure Liam actually purchased the plastic person as a present for Miley Cyrus, but it makes sense!
The Party in the U.S.A. star can bring her to a tea party! Float down a lazy river on her back! Make her a back-up dancer in a music video!
There are 1,001 things to do with a blow-up doll besides stick a boner in it — or so we've read, LOLz — and Miley is figuring that out!
Her caption for the Twitter pic she uploaded (above):
"Does this count for the carpool lane? Such a nice Xmas gift"
You might want to check with your attorney on that one, girl, but we think Joey Lawrence tried that defense on a very special episode of Blossom and the results were disastrous HIGHlarious!
Either way, we think you're a fantastic role model to young ladies!
What better way to promote safe sex than to do it with a rubber partner? LOLz!
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She has turned to such trash. She has zero class. Liam Hemsworth should leave, he has more class in his pinky than she does in her entire body. He needs to find a good girl not this wanna be bad girl.
Um….are there any words for this? lol.
Stop trying so fucking hard Miley, there's noting edgy about you, you'll always stay Hannah Montana in our eyes.. And please let your hair grow you look really bad
THIS CHICK IS DESPERATE AND SO FREAKING ANNOYING. I FUCKING CAN'T STAND HER STUPID ATTENTION SEEKING DUMBASS PHOTOS. WE GET IT YOU MIX OF BILY IDOL, PINK, DOWN SYNDROME LOOKING SKANK. NOBODY CARES.
Wow Miley you're SO edgy!! We all think you're just awesome! :rolleyes:
Seriously, has there ever been a single person in Hollywood who cared more about what random people think about themselves than Miley Cyrus? I seriously doubt it. She wreaks of desperation.
yeah she's an amazing role model
Liam FUCKS the blow-up doll because it's more alive than Miley, and he doesn't have to gag its mouth or put a paper bag over its head….
Clearly shes not in her Hannah days anymore. terrible role model
What is with these Disney Stars going ABSOLUTELY INSANE by the time they turn 21?
Re: ikramk24 – I don't know WTF Hannah Montana is but amen on the rest. THERE IS MORE EDGE ON A WIFFLE BALL
classless, him her and you.
How can someone who gets so much undeserved attention be hungry for more?
She's turned into a total lesbo look alike, I don't know what she's going through but that performance at the Diva awards thing was super weird. I hope that's the type of music she starts making now so we can just ignore her forever.
Talk ’bout DESPERATE for attention…Now that her crap career with Disney is gone, this two-bit WHORE does just about anything for attention. Perhaps the money spent on that silly blow-up doll could have been better spent sending it to a womans' shelter, an AIDS hospice ,etc. etc. . Instaed, this Fugly Twat buys somehting uyseless to get her picture taken…Path-e-tic !
Talk ’bout DESPERATE for attention…Now that her crap career with Disney is gone, this two-bit WHORE does just about anything for attention. Perhaps the money spent on that silly blow-up doll could have been better spent sending it to a womans' shelter, an AIDS hospice ,etc. etc. . Instaed, this Fugly Twat buys somehting uyseless to get her picture taken…Path-e-tic !1
Talk ’bout DESPERATE for attention…Now that her crap career with Disney is gone, this two-bit WHORE does just about anything for attention. Perhaps the money spent on that silly blow-up doll could have been better spent sending it to a womans' shelter, an AIDS hospice ,etc. etc. . Instaed, this Fugly Twat buys somehting uyseless to get her picture taken…Path-e-tic !11
Talk ’bout DESPERATE for attention…Now that her crap career with Disney is gone, this two-bit WHORE does just about anything for attention. Perhaps the money spent on that silly blow-up doll could have been better spent sending it to a womans' shelter, an AIDS hospice ,etc. etc. . Instaed, this Fugly Twat buys somehting uyseless to get her picture taken…Path-e-tic !111
Talk ’bout DESPERATE for attention…Now that her crap career with Disney is gone, this two-bit WHORE does just about anything for attention. Perhaps the money spent on that silly blow-up doll could have been better spent sending it to a womans' shelter, an AIDS hospice ,etc. etc. . Instaed, this Fugly Twat buys somehting uyseless to get her picture taken…Path-e-tic !1111
Duh..why would Liam leave her for that? Liam GAVE it to her! And she's not insane..she is just experimenting coz she growing..atleast she havent got arrested,gone to.rehab,cutting her self,drunk or whatever..she's just being herself! There are alot of teens out there who are more irresponsible than her. She can do anything she want coz she got a job and makin lots of money..she is so responsible.the press is only making her look bad coz thats their job..
She is my inspiration life saver and I'm proud of it and u people lol are JEAzlOUS of her perfection and Miley is just sooooo adorble <3
I can smell the desperation to be cool from here….and damn is she ugly.
The doll should have a TShirt on that reads "I'm with STUPID"
SKANKY
I think the butch look could be a problem for her. When she got engaged she had a very feminine look. I have a feeling this wasn't what Hemsworth signed up for. I think it's very hot but it's not mainstream and she's made her bread and butter in mainstream pop culture. I doubt that world of lowest common denominator marketing and radio play will give her much love until it grows out again. She may get some hard lessons on the real politik of gender identity in the celebrity production line.
Miley you are amazing I don't Care what anyone says I love you for who you are and I think this is actually really funny
Gosh seems like everyone here was a SAINT when they were 20. She's a a 20 year old. Leave her alone.