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Rihanna's Barbados Holiday Violated By Little Mermaid Wannabe Random Trespasser!!

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Oh no, Rihanna girl!

Protect those precious tittays of yours from the unwanted gaze of some rotund German stranger!

The charitable Queen of No F*ckery was chilling in her Barbados vacation mansion Sunday when a random dude simply wandered onto the beachfront estate and began frolicking amongst the waves…

Just like a certain red-headed mermaid (above)!

The police received a call from one of Riri's entourage informing them of the strange trespasser, but the man hightailed it out of there faster than Sebastian runs from Le Chef's shiny butcher's knife, thus the coppers failed to obtain him.

Apparently he is NOT believed to be a stalker and wasn't trying to harm anyone, he had simply found himself on the wrong beach…

But good news is that he managed to save the life of a shipwrecked Prince and we're sure they'll live happily ever after!

[Image via Ramey Pix & Splash News.]

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7 comments to “Rihanna's Barbados Holiday Violated By Little Mermaid Wannabe Random Trespasser!!”



  1. 1

    Why do you have to be such a slob. I hate the way you describe womens body parts like they are pieces of meat. They are not pieces of meat, motherfucker. Have some respect asshole. they are called breasts!! not tittays, which is so fucking immature. grow the fuck up.



  2. 2

    For someone who wants privacy and doesn't want creepos trying to catch a glimpse of her maybe she shouldn't be taking naked pictures of herself and posting them on the net while looking and acting like such an easy wh*re who is down to open her legs to the world?

  3. Vanessa says – reply to this


    3

    As a girl I love the word tittays! It's really nothing to go crazy about! Your way of writing is entertaining



  4. 4

    uptil I looked at the bank draft which was of $7065, I be certain that…my… neighbour was realie bringing in money part-time at their computer.. there brothers friend haz done this for only nine months and just now cleared the mortgage on their cottage and purchased a gorgeous Ariel Atom. this is where I went, jump14.com



  5. 5

    SHES looking skanky with all the tatoos

    if he was frolicking on the beach then it was the beach he went there for NOONE should ever get to own the beach and stop people going to the beach



  6. 6

    apprarently you can own the beach there unlike most other places. weird.. an what was with the gay remark?

  7. teeter totter says – reply to this


    7

    Perez, please ban spammer FayPitch, thanks.
    OT, I would love to go to the Caribbean (been to the Bahamas once on a bareboat charter) but lord it is expensive and so time consuming from LA. Think I will stick with Mexico.