All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Oh no, Rihanna girl!
Protect those precious tittays of yours from the unwanted gaze of some rotund German stranger!
Just like a certain red-headed mermaid (above)!
The police received a call from one of Riri's entourage informing them of the strange trespasser, but the man hightailed it out of there faster than Sebastian runs from Le Chef's shiny butcher's knife, thus the coppers failed to obtain him.
Apparently he is NOT believed to be a stalker and wasn't trying to harm anyone, he had simply found himself on the wrong beach…
But good news is that he managed to save the life of a shipwrecked Prince and we're sure they'll live happily ever after!