Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
If ever there were a group of people in Hollywood who wanted less for themselves for Christmas, we'd be shocked!
We hope this day is quite merry and bright for you all and that Santa was very good to all your perezilicious boys and girls.
But what did the Jolly ole Man in Red bring to the cast of Glee? Depends on what they asked for!
Hmm. Darren! We're sad to say it wasn't a Darren Crissmas as Santa forgot to leave him wrapped in nothing but bows beneath our tree … but there's always NEXT YEAR! ;)