Home Videos Photos
PerezHilton CocoPerez Selena Gomez Justin Bieber Taylor Swift Twitter PerezTV

J Rand Serenades Us With The Only Christmas Song You NEED To Hear This Year!

| Filed under: Music MinuteSilly!Holidaze

How we haven’t stumbled upon this little Christmas gem over the past two years is BEYOND us!

J Rand — an Interscope recording artist — isn’t asking for much from Santa this year, but his wishes might have you wondering if you heard them correctly! LOLz!

The singer formerly known as J Randall wants hoes… and lots of them!

Check out the HIGHlarious vid (above) to hear and see for yourself!

Oh boy… ooooh boy. We don’t even know where to start!

Though, maybe J Rand could have Santa bring him a map for Xmas, seeing as Sacramento isn’t really THAT close to the ocean…

Think he’s STILL waiting on those ho-ho-ho-hoes since 2010???

Tags: , , , , , , ,

Email this  »
10 Best Bad Songs Of All Time!
The 007 Best James Bond Theme Songs!
Our 12 Favorite Reality Singing Competition Auditions Of All Time!
Beyoncé's Best On Stage Looks: See The Evolution HERE!
Michael Jackson's Top 5 Music Videos!
Aaliyah's Top 5 Music Videos!

7 comments to “J Rand Serenades Us With The Only Christmas Song You NEED To Hear This Year!”

  1. Anon says – reply to this


    Fucking Garbage!!!

  2. DaMoney says – reply to this


    Hilarious, amazing, and lyrics hit.

  3. tiffany says – reply to this


    I love j rand and "up against the wall" has over a million youtube hits. He looks so young back then lol.

  4. sammi says – reply to this


    I love him

  5. teeter totter says – reply to this


    No thanks, unless he wants hoes to use in his garden, this is not my type of music.

  6. Alan Brickman says – reply to this


    So amazing!!!! Stop the online Bullying!!

  7. Gambler777 says – reply to this


    who would put the money behind making a video for this crap.