J Rand Serenades Us With The Only Christmas Song You NEED To Hear This Year!

12/25/2012 2:33 PM ET | Filed under: Music Minute • Silly! • Holidaze

How we haven’t stumbled upon this little Christmas gem over the past two years is BEYOND us!

J Rand — an Interscope recording artist — isn’t asking for much from Santa this year, but his wishes might have you wondering if you heard them correctly! LOLz!

The singer formerly known as J Randall wants hoes… and lots of them!

Check out the HIGHlarious vid (above) to hear and see for yourself!

Oh boy… ooooh boy. We don’t even know where to start!

Though, maybe J Rand could have Santa bring him a map for Xmas, seeing as Sacramento isn’t really THAT close to the ocean…

Think he’s STILL waiting on those ho-ho-ho-hoes since 2010???

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7 comments to “J Rand Serenades Us With The Only Christmas Song You NEED To Hear This Year!”

Anon says – reply to this

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Fucking Garbage!!!
DaMoney says – reply to this

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Hilarious, amazing, and lyrics hit.
tiffany says – reply to this

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I love j rand and "up against the wall" has over a million youtube hits. He looks so young back then lol.
sammi says – reply to this

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I love him
teeter totter says – reply to this

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No thanks, unless he wants hoes to use in his garden, this is not my type of music.
Alan Brickman says – reply to this

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So amazing!!!! Stop the online Bullying!!
Gambler777 says – reply to this

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who would put the money behind making a video for this crap.

Miley Cyrus Insists Alcohol Is 'Way More Dangerous' Than Weed! Shares Her New Priorities As An Adult & Artist!

Perhaps Amanda Bynes would have been better off giving Miley Cyrus her bong!

The We Can’t Stop singer interviewed with Rolling Stone magazine for their July 4th issue, and revealed her fairly liberal thoughts on drugs and alcohol.

Given her stoner reputation, we’re not totally surprised. Though, when asked to clarify her penchant for weed, she said:

"You can't ask someone that and expect them to say yes... I did a song with Snoop Dogg called 'Ashtrays and Heartbreaks,' so people can put it together for themselves."

That sounds fairly straightforward to us. Mileybird then went ahead to state that she thinks there are things much, much worse than a little bit of the green stuff:

"I think alcohol is way more dangerous than marijuana -- people can be mad at me for saying that, but I don't care... I've seen a lot of people spiral down with alcohol, but I've never seen that happen with weed."

She added:

"As long as it isn't illegal, there are far more dangerous things. And it's legal in the state of California. So I'm happy to live in California, a place where you can be whoever you want to be."

Well, Miley, marijuana isn’t exactly legal in California unless you have a prescription, so we’re not entirely sure what you mean. But, okay...

As for her transition from Disney teen idol to mature pop star, she said:

[Image via Bridow/WENN.]

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