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J Rand Serenades Us With The Only Christmas Song You NEED To Hear This Year!

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How we haven’t stumbled upon this little Christmas gem over the past two years is BEYOND us!

J Rand — an Interscope recording artist — isn’t asking for much from Santa this year, but his wishes might have you wondering if you heard them correctly! LOLz!

The singer formerly known as J Randall wants hoes… and lots of them!

Check out the HIGHlarious vid (above) to hear and see for yourself!

Oh boy… ooooh boy. We don’t even know where to start!

Though, maybe J Rand could have Santa bring him a map for Xmas, seeing as Sacramento isn’t really THAT close to the ocean…

Think he’s STILL waiting on those ho-ho-ho-hoes since 2010???

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7 comments to “J Rand Serenades Us With The Only Christmas Song You NEED To Hear This Year!”

  1. Anon says – reply to this


    1

    Fucking Garbage!!!

  2. DaMoney says – reply to this


    2

    Hilarious, amazing, and lyrics hit.

  3. tiffany says – reply to this


    3

    I love j rand and "up against the wall" has over a million youtube hits. He looks so young back then lol.

  4. sammi says – reply to this


    4

    I love him

  5. teeter totter says – reply to this


    5

    No thanks, unless he wants hoes to use in his garden, this is not my type of music.

  6. Alan Brickman says – reply to this


    6

    So amazing!!!! Stop the online Bullying!!

  7. Gambler777 says – reply to this


    7

    who would put the money behind making a video for this crap.