Well, Michael Lohan is certainly spilling the tea!
What on EFFING Earth?!
We're used to hearing some pretty BIZARRE rumors about Britney Spears..but this DEFINITELY has to take holiday cake!
The pop sensation may be said to be struggling in her relationship to Jason Trawick, but according to The National Enquirer, her past marriage to ex-husband and baby daddy Kevin Federline is about to get a whole lot more contentious…because the back-up-dancer turned wannabe rapper's brother Christopher is now claiming to be the ACTUAL father of seven-year-old Sean Preston!
And that's just the tip of CRAZY iceberg!
Christopher reportedly filed for a temporary restraining order against Brit Brit earlier this month in Tampa, Florida, because he claimed that she is not only blackmailing and harassing him…but also STOLE his credit card and with it, accrued $4,5000 in charges!
According to court documents:
“She is out-of-control and a maniac. [She] went to Kevin’s house to pick up Sean Preston and Jayden James, and [his] wallet was on Kevin’s coffee table when Britney opened it up and stole [his] Capital One credit card. Britney … laughed at me [and] told me my brother Kevin ruined her life. Britney made fun of me and told me I have a small penis. She also blackmailed me and told me if I tell the police that she stole my credit card, that she will tell the world I’m the true father of Sean Preston, not Kevin. I do confess I slept with Britney, and I am the true father, but the public does not need to know."
Furthermore, a source elaborates:
“Chris says the fling was a mistake. He says he always felt bad about it and kept it to himself because he didn’t want Alisha, his wife at the time, to find out.”
WELL. Guess she - and the rest of the world - are going to know NOW!
Seriously! WTF is up with this degree of crazy BULLSHIZ?!
Hasn't Sam Lufti put gurlfriend through ENOUGH these days?! How many more BOGUS reports are people going to throw her way?!
Especially because even though Kevin and Brit aren't together anymore, they still have to co-parent…and Sean Preston now has to suffer because of his own UNCLE!
Ugh! Here's hoping that this nonsense will disappear just as quickly as it showed up!
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