It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
We're dreaming of a
white Kardashian Krismas…
And thank the holiday Lords, cause we've got all the fantastical inside info from the Jenner-Kardashian annual Christmas (eve) party for you to feast your Boxing Day brain on!
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West attended the lavish event — held at Kris and Bruce Jenner's Beverly Hills mansion — and the couple stayed close to the bar where Kimmy introduced her beau to family and friends.
Upon arrival, guests were greeted by carolers singing traditional tunes before they could get sweetly architectural at the gingerbread house making tent, or shake their buns on the black-and-white tiled dance floor by the pool (which was alight with the phrase "Get Your Jingle On"), or they could bask in the warmth of many fire-lit hearths.
A decadent buffet serving ham, turkey and other such holiday fare was available throughout the evening, and champagne was passed around to all 200 or so guests.
Around 8pm, Santa Claus took a break from flying around the world and arrived at the scene to distribute presents…
And of course, Kim placed that enviable derriere of hers right on his red velvet lap. LOLz!
Ho-ho-how lovely it all sounds!
[Image via WENN.]