Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
Well this is just blasphemous!
Who dares fire Godney!?!
According to a new report, Simon Cowell… that's who!
But it's nothing personal. We mean, this is the man who gave bestie Paula Abdul the boot last year! And from the sound of it, the reasoning is the same — Britney Spears is just TOO boring for the X Factor boss!
(We shivered just typing that!)
Were her CRAZY faces not good enough!?!
"They paid all that ($15M) for her to say 'amazing' and offer half-claps. He wanted crazy Britney, but he got boring Britney. Producers wanted her for the long haul, but it isn't working."
BUT THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY!! THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE!!!
Sigh… welp! All good things must come to an end (boo). As much we fear the truth in this gossip, we know there's always a silver-lining.
PEREZ FOR JUDGE!!!! PEREZ FOR JUDGE!!!! PEREZ FOR JUDGE!!!!