This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Which unfortunatly means a divided Christmas!
Jessica chose to frolick in the Hawaiian surf with Momma Tina, hubby Eric Johnson, and baby Maxwell, while Ashlee cozied up to her Daddums.
Spending Xmas wish Ashlee. Best if times.
— Joe Simpson (@PapaJoeSimpson) December 24, 2012
BUT Ash was able to carve out
a turkey leg some time to visit her sis, as she was spotted in Hawaii on December 26th playing with baby Bronx while Jessica and Eric sat peacefully on the beach.
OH divorce is such a messy beast!!
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