Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
ALL the congratulations to Our Fair Lady Kate Winslet, who has plunged into the depths of marriage a third time…
With Virgin Airlines founder Richard Branson's 34-year-old nephew Ned Rocknroll, who works for Virgin Galactic, the space travel department of his Uncle's empire!
Rose Dewitt Bukater Kate and Ned joined together under holy matrimony earlier this month, in a SUPER secret ceremony!
Winslet Rocknroll's rep explains:
"[Kate] wed Rocknroll in a private ceremony attended by her two children and a very few friends. The couple had been engaged since the summer."
AND the cutest, most heartwarming part of the whole thing?! Her drowned Titanic lover Leonardo DiCaprio gave her away!!!!
Weirdly, even Kate's parents were unaware that their daughter had tied the knot… again! Kate has been married twice before to Jim Threapleton and director Sam Mendes.
And yep, Rocknroll really IS his name! The dude legally changed his name from Abel Smith! HA!
[Image via AP Images.]