All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Hmm, somethings's different!
Did he wax his eyebrows? Are those striped pants newish?
Oh, we know… WHERE ARE THEIR DAYUM WEDDING RINGS?!
Just hours ago it looked like Mileybird and Thor's brother had tied the knot!
There were smiles! There were matching rings! For all we know there was a purdy little bun growing in her oven!
But now, after leaving their family gathering in Palm Springs yesterday, Miley Cyrus and the tall, dark, and handsome Liam Hemsworth walked their pretty little puppy while saying adieu to family friends — and they did it all sans wedding rings!
Are we holidazed and confused or was that just the shortest marriage ever?
Was it just a Christmas prank designed to sell magazines and confuse fans!?
You and Liam are fantastically fashionable and adorably cute together, but our smiles turned to frowns when you pulled a cancer stick from your purse with a ringless hand!
Mileybird is a big girl and her choices are her own, but it's painful to watch a role-model to millions and millions of young women publicly partake in a deadly and addictive habit that takes so many lives.
Thankfully, the new year is a pefect time to
Party in the U.S.A. dispense of bad habits!
Consider giving up the smokes and ending the cruel marriage pranks as two of your resolutions!!
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