Watching the first four minutes of Lindsay Lohan's Million Dollar Decorators makes us sad all day!
Unfortunately, we know that charming country-esque "cottage" of hers gets hit HARD by her own tornado-like chaos cloud…
And all of Kathy Ireland's expert decorating gets blown to smithereens!
Ch-ch-check out a sizable preview of Lindz's HIGHly anticipated episode(s) of Bravo's $$$ decorating program (above)!
And yes… she totally has an entire bed made from mirrors.
Ireland reportedly spent around $200,000 to refurbish Lil's rented mansion, and even though the Scary Movie 5 starlet apparently begged to be on the show, she couldn't even be bothered to show up after her initial introduction!
We also hear that Lindsay left the place in SUCH a horrific state after the redecoration, that Bravo didn't even want to come back and film the reveal…
So obviously we are VERY curious as to how Kathy handles seeing all of her hard work under a fresh layer of Lindsay grime!