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20 comments to “Jessica Simpson Had A Little Too Much Tittastic Fun In The Sun!”

  1. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

  2. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
    I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

  3. Stewart says – reply to this


    Very pretty girl. No makeup and all.

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    What's the big deal? Katy Perry showed more boob than that on Sesame Street.

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    Jessica used to dress ok, but now she's a total slob. She only now dresses to hide her fat, and now her pregnancies. The cork clogs she's always wearing…if she only knew how much fatter they make her look. She would look a million times slimmer if she wore strappy barely there pumps. She needs to stop trying to layer herself to thinness because it doesn't work that way. I'm not saying wear shit that shows your muffin top, but seriously, don't wear potato sacks all day long, you look like shit.

  6. me says – reply to this


    She is very pretty - even without makeup.

  7. shelly says – reply to this


    she looks fab!

  8. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    Gawd she is ugly….looks like a FAT mid-West housefrau….dem udders sure need a lift ! Woof ! She is one right DAWG !

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  10. 10

    She soo takes it in the pooper.

  11. hahaha says – reply to this


    Re: Lori1Collins – how is the weather in africa? still listen to masters and moogus i suppose? watch out for that monkey!

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    despite the husband stealing and childish behaviours i like jessica shes a very pretty gal with natural looks and she looks good here shes always had biggish boobs she just seems like a all around nice person… forgive ya dad jessica its not his fault the world is like this

  13. teeter totter says – reply to this


    Mods please ban spammer Lori1Collins, thanks.
    OT, she is very pretty and hope she has another lovely baby.

  14. Marina says – reply to this


    "funbags"!?!? C'mon Perez, just because you're a gay man doesn't give you the right to use such offensive frat-boy terminology. I'm a big fan of your blog, but please show a little more respect.

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    Large large you all see in you received in your body, you have a big terrible blackness with you I am with you red large harmony romantic atmosphere

  16. matt dillon says – reply to this


    looks very good to me weight watchers seems to work pretty good

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  18. Susannah says – reply to this


    Re: poorlittlerichiegirl
    If by your comment, you are calling Perez a misogynist, then I completely agree with you.
    He insults her, makes comments about her "funbags" (wtf? she looks casual, relaxed, and a lot like a whole whack of other women who wear no makeup, bathing suits under wraps, and cowboy hats) … and then he delivers backhanded compliments solely concentrating on her appearance.
    PH is a misogynistic prick who clearly has unresolved mommy & female sexuality issues. To him, women are plastic objects who are supposed to look "fierce," and only demonstrate socially acceptable qualities based on Hollywood's/the media's expectations - he has no clear concept of how to be generous, gracious, and complimentary towards women. REAL women.
    He's a fucking immature unevolved ASS.
    (Who will most likely never have a fullfilling relationship with another man, because he can't get past the feminine principle in people. To him, it's all about looks and clothes. Women with brains and personality scare the hell out of him.)

    P.S. Never was a big fan of Jessica, but liking her a LOT lately. Showing the rest of us she's a regular chick who hangs with hubby, goes to weddings of her family & friends, and loves her babies.. It's far cry from the Kim Kardashian hoe, for example, or other whores like Rihanna who just post pictures of their ass, or their latest "sexy eyes/come fuck me" twit/twat pic.

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    Re: pollopicu – When you don't have a super slim body and especially when you are pregnant you wear whatever makes you feel comfortable and the last thing she would need is people like you criticising her.

  20. Smarty says – reply to this


    Re: ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! – Yea? What am I thinking.