How do these movies keep getting made?
Ch-ch-check out the best of Mother's Day's scathing reviews (below)!!!
[Image via Open Road Films.]
THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!
And by too much, we mean really sweet but really unbelievable. With the number of relationships he's had turn sour, we reckon the Lone Ranger is a lil' wiser these days.
Of course, changing a beach's name would be WAY easier than when he changed his "Winona Forever" tattoo to "Wino Forever" after that love didn't… Ryder out well.
(Ha! Get it… get it?? Badum pshh!)
"Johnny knows about romance after having been with French woman all those years. He is now spending time with Amber in the Bahamas and presented her with her own beach as a Christmas gift."
And this is the best part — the one he picked for her was chosen because it resembled HER HIP!
Ahh!! TruUuUue LURVE!!! LOL!!
It's gonna be interesting to see whether or not she attends his next premiere with him. Placing any bets on it??
[Image via WENN.]