But we're just going to have to do the usual freakout, since she's still underage...
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Are the mysteries surrounding Marilyn Monroe finally going to be uncovered???
Thanks to the Freedom Of Information Act, updates to the Seven Year Itch star's FBI file have been released to the media.
Several records previously heavily redacted are now completely uncensored!
Did we learn anything new about Marilyn's death? Her sex life? What was so important it had to be censored in the first place?!
Apparently it was Marilyn's friendship with known Communist Frederick Vanderbilt Field, a big no-no during the Red Scare of the 50s!
"Subject's views are very positively and concisely leftist; however, if she is being actively used by the Communist Party, it is not general knowledge among those working with the movement in Los Angeles."
They had to hide that she wasn't a Communist? We're not sure even they knew what they were so afraid of back then!
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