Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
Why you two-timing little…That's cold! Even for the frontman of Coldplay!
Ok, it's not that cold.
Cameras didn't catch Chris Martin banging Keira Knightley or anything, they merely captured him reading the classic Russian novel she just helped to adapt!
Hmm, why wasn't he reading the novelized version of Sliding Doors instead?!
Gwyneth was ah-mazing in that, LOLz!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]