Lindsay Lohan Vows To Start 2013 With A Whimper!

Oh, LiLo! We desperately want to believe you! In the wake of her multitude of arrests, forthcoming court appearances, and some other nasty crap, Lindsay … Read more…

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Be-Atch says – reply to this

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She came to HollyWood as a young innocent teen with a *bit* of talent…she quickly got caught up in the sex/drugs/orgy scene. It made her 'hard' - made her look 'hard'. Subsequent bo-tox and other 'procedures' only made her look harder…like a 45 year old 'trying' to look 25. Those around her did nothing to stop her outrageous behaviour..in fact, they would part-take in it ! It will all endly horribly, and when it does, everyone will be asking WHY ? Why did no one do anything to stop her, help her, restrain her … ? She will be remembered as some silly c-actress who could not deal with the excess…..AND, as having seen more ceilings than MichaelAngelo ! The girl is one right TRAMP !
Be-Atch says – reply to this

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She is likely going to start 2013 with a BANG ! Most likely a 'GANGBANG' ! Just her and 5 guys, and oodles of blow ….girl is a SKANK !
THE ONLY SOURCE says – reply to this

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Turn over a new Leaf more like turn over and get cuffed or turn over another rented Mercedes or turn over and and kiss Charlie Sheen's ass for a Tax Break!

The Only leaf she is turning over is to the police her personal stash hidden in her fire crotch!
Pray the Gay Away... says – reply to this

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I love that dress she has on in the photos….
michellt says – reply to this

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Broken record
Magan says – reply to this

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I seriously doubt that Lindsay is just gonna sit around and watch TV in her hotel room. I think that she'll be out club hopping. It'll be easier for her to go where she wants because the photogs aren't as brazen as they are in the US.
cartsy says – reply to this

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Great piece of journalism, but she can't "watch the ball drop" (unless it's someone's balls over her face). She can however watch the Big Ben strike at midnight with the fireworks display.
kyled says – reply to this

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Re: Magan – Did you just say: "the photogs aren't as brazen as they are in the US" You clearly have no idea on this issue… The paparazzi in the UK are far far more brazen, intrusive and harassing in greater numbers celebs like her.
Snow Glow says – reply to this

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Re: Be-Atch – More ceilings than Michelangelo? He only saw one, the Sistine Chapel. So are you saying that Lindsay has seen two ceilings, that not so outrageous for Hollywood!
ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this

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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
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The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this

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Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
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I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE
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YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
Moniker says – reply to this

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Wow, turn back last year, the year before, the year before that, and so on and I could swear she made the same vow and never kept it. How about keeping your vows to yourself Lindsay and not giving us a good laugh every three months?
DAVid says – reply to this

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SLUT!

fuck with the weinsteins, bitch, and you are now truly dead to us all.
heathsut74 says – reply to this

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Chelsea Handler offered on her show to pay for Lindsay to go to treatment for an entire year. She would cover all the cost to get her better. To me that is a better person then any of her family and her friends. Lindsay is a train wreck, who gives a sh1t if she says she turning over a new leaf. She has no history or knowledge of even knowing where to begin to even be successful. She is not relevant, the fact we talk about her, read about her is ridiculous. She was never talented, she acted as a kid as a kid that's it nothing special, nothing amazing. Most of us act ever day in our lives but don't get acknowledgement for every little thing we do. It's time to move on from her, let her disappear and maybe become just another one of us citizens living a normal every day life!!!
EaveysMom says – reply to this

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Could she be in London for UK Celebrity Big Brother…or should I say 'Washed up Celebs people kinda remember but insistnon infiltrating my TV!)?
MEC says – reply to this

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SHE VOWED TO BE GOOD ONE NIGHT NOT THE FULL YEAR
raypearson says – reply to this

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god, she really looks like shit. sure she's not going out, just staying in with her drunk junkie friends, sucking up her 2 liter of cheap vodka, chopping lines, and smoking up the crack. I would love to see the results of a blood test drawn from her on 1-1-13.
raypearson says – reply to this

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Re: Be-Atch – come on idiot,,,"…..AND, as having seen more ceilings than MichaelAngelo " come up with a new insult, this one is way too old and over used.
@v@ says – reply to this

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Staying in one night doesn't expunge your record. It just keeps it from growing longer.
raypearson says – reply to this

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Re: Be-Atch – you're canned rant is nearly as boring as orkra/pray gay/etc, rant about AA/NA. write a new song.
@v@ says – reply to this

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Re: ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! – Are you with the Westboro church?
raypearson says – reply to this

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Re: cartsy – "Great piece of journalism, " of course not, PERV-ez and journalism cannot be used in the same sentence. And of course if shes watching the "ball" drop she'll be celebrating the new year FIVE hours LATE. She and PERV-ez are both idiots.
teeter totter says – reply to this

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Re: Be-Atch – Thanks, I am sorry to say I agree with you. She really needs to spend more than a day or two in jail. Who knows, maybe we will get lucky this time. She is not going up before Judge Sautner again.
teeter totter says – reply to this

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Re: DAVid – Can you elaborate or send me a URL, as I missed the story of her having problems with the Weinsteins and I agree, they are truly powerful and I would never want to mess with them if I had any hopes of being an actress.
perez posse number 777 says – reply to this

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lindsay hasnt changed a drop noone can even beleive these ongoing rants about change there is no change 2013 we wait in anticipation for another year of garbage from this golden girl …
I Thought It Was Gum says – reply to this

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I hope she lays low and hides somewhere. Sick of this useless kunt.
Be-Atch says – reply to this

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She has seen more ceilings than MichaelAngelo, and if that is old, too bad ! The classics NEVER die ! She, however, will, and likely within the next few years IF she keeps partying like she does……WOW ! Can she get it together ! Now, SHE IS GETTING TIRED !
BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this

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People keep saying she's going to OD and die. I don't think so. From what I know, she has never been hospitalized for an overdose. Sure, she's had some doozies of hangovers which she doesn't show up to work so she can nurse and then blame it on dehydration and the ever popular "exhaustion". But I don't see her doing herself in because of drugs - it seems she's in control of her excess partying. BUT - I do believe she's going to kill someone else because of her drug and alcohol intake. And she is never going to go away. Though this idiot needs to - she should go to school, learn her craft and then come back. But no - she loves being the talk of the gossip world. Why else would she continue her very public bad behavior. She is a narcissist who loves attention. I still want to know where the money came from for all the plane tickets, and hotel and food etc. etc. for this trip. And her friends still look like stupid losers - they're all wearing furs. Shallow posers. Every time I see Lohan and her friends - I vomit a little in my mouth.
Bevi says – reply to this

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What's that sound…? Oh, it's just Lindsay revving up.