Lindsay Lohan's The Canyons Final Teaser Released!
This looks, dare we say, excellent?
No, we don't dare say… because we were one of the few who thought Liz & Dick was going to be just swell and look how burned we got there!
Fresh off some of her own personal disasters - Lindsay Lohan is back with The Canyons, and from the look of this teaser the role seems perfect-o for her!
Lohan plus Bret Easton Ellis plus a film noir throwback set in Los Angeles where Lindsay plays an ex model???
Um… hey, at least there's a porn star in there too! That's new!
Ch-ch-check it out by clicking PLAY directly (above) !!!
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Oh, brilliant. *sigh* I see that Lohan *sigh* thinks that "sighing" = "acting". Have you ever noticed she's always sighing. *sigh* It's so annoying and *sigh* fake and such a crutch for an actor - it's so *sigh* high school acting. All the time she spent on sets with some of the greatest actors in the biz and she didn't learn one damned thing. *sigh* Has she ever, and I mean EVER study drama? I think she just wings it. Rides on her coattails. *sigh* Rests on her prepubescent laurels. Lohan doesn't know how to act - *sigh* - plain and simple. And what really makes me sigh - is that she expects to win Oscars. She has turned into one of the worst actresses ever to grace the big and small screen - and she "knows" she's going to win an Academy Award. God, this woman is such a delusional narcissist. *sigh*
This is my favorite collection of her sighing her way through Liz and Dick…
Sorry but I do not like black and white movies, think they are pretentious and most of them are not that good.
I hope she gets shot.
After 49 seconds I had to turn it off. No.
Are you kidding? This looks terrible.