Unfortunately for Nick, the fans wanted to see him chug!
Although, Nick managed to make slime look good!
Watch him chug (above) and get slimed (below)!
When Nick Stahl did the world the disservice of decongesting his clogged man-pipes in public, we wondered why the troubled actor couldn't just tend to his masturbatory duties at home like the rest of us?
Was the Terminator 3 star's computer in the shop? Is he downloading porn on a dial-up?!
It turns out we weren't the only curious kittens worried about his well-being!
Bangyoulater.com offered Nick a free iPad so he might attend to his "private business in a tranquil setting."
Ha! We're guessing Bangyoulater is a porn site and not a online drum warehouse, but who cares?! A free iPad is a free iPad!
Plus, don't those things come with GPS!? That could come in handy next time Nick gets lost!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]