If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Instead of Auld Lang Syne, Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris were playing Here Comes the Bride!
Hef and Crystal walked down the aisle together during a small, cozy ceremony at the Playboy Mansion last night.
This union marks Crystal's first attempt at matrimony while Hugh is hoping the third time is the charm.
The Playboy couple has been through A LOT, to say the least, including Crystal calling off their original wedding in June 2011.
We're happy these two have made themselves
Congrats, you two! Check out the happy couple's Twitpics (below) RIGHT NOW!
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