Instead of Auld Lang Syne, Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris were playing Here Comes the Bride! Hef and Crystal walked down the aisle together during a … Read more…

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Instead of Auld Lang Syne, Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris were playing Here Comes the Bride! Hef and Crystal walked down the aisle together during a … Read more…
I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke Grandpa.
Hey Crystal, how's that "SINGING CAREER" going?
It makes me want to puke thinking about what happened after the cameras were put away. He could be her grandfather for Pete's sake. For Pete's sake!
Yet another dumb whore featured on Perez's pathetic, trailer trash site. What's worse than a stupid Cuban? A stupid homo cuban.
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Does anyone see anthing disgustingly wrong with this??? Sick sick people will do anything for money!
Do any of his wives actually have sex with him?
Stranger things have happened in love than a 60 year age gap so although I don't for a second they are "in love" i can't deny it's possible. However, if she is in fact a golddigger, what does that make him? Hef has spent his life around beautiful sexualized women; do you really think he's the kinda of man that gets taken advantage of? Maybe she's after his money, but I doubt he married her for her sparkling wit and delightful conversation skills. The way I see it, if she knows that he only wants her for sex, and he know she only wants his money, and with that knowledge they both still wanna do this, then go for it. But make no mistake, neither of these people is being fooled as to what's going on or why, but I don't think she's any worse than him as far as one taking advantage of the other.
Re: SashaSkye – Completely agree!
Re: Pansy Hunter – On any other site you would have been banned a long time ago!
Die already hugh.
Holy crap, what a dispicable woman. She would basically suck her grampa's shrivled little dick for a few bucks. PUCK!
what a fucking joke this stupid old man is. he makes such a fool of himself with this women that are young enough to be his great grand daughters. surely he realizes that there's no love there, right? no fool like an old fool.
Re: Pansy Hunter – you seem to be good a respectable job with raising the bar for stupid. fucking idiot.
WOW I hope he has a GOOD PRENUP…she is a gold digger…
Hey may have a great sense of business, but there is something wrong with him. Why does he objectify women? His wealth was built by using women. Is it no surprise that he hasn't found love, just continues to be a sad old man?
Re: SashaSkye – Great post
I guess it didn't work out with Dr. Phils son. back to sugar daddy. I feel bad for Hef.
That is a pretty big age difference, my late husband was 13.5 years older and we got along just fine (was over my clubbing and nightlife stage when we got married). I had a manager once whose husband was 25 years older, but geez, 60 years is a big age gap. Wish them well and hope things work out fine for them.
just picture that prune-ass…….she will earn every penny
I hope Hef is just fuckin with her telling her hes gonna leave her everything…and then when he dies she gets NOTHING!!! She just put up with hef for noooooothing….god I hope that is what he is doing.
gross!!!
Can't she find anyone closer to her own age?
mummy weds dummy!
she better get that ring before he kicks the bucket! stupid senile old sod. Why the fck woes he need to marry at his age? his he so stupid he doesnt know she just wants his money? sheesh men are dumb..
Re: @v@ – yes but not that rich and about to drop dead leaving her a fortune :/
I know I might sound crazy but I actually liked it when he was with Holly.She actually seemed like she loved him.She was always wanting to marry him.But he chooses Crystal? A woman who just walked out on him in the middle of movie night,without a word.they had the whole wedding special on,and then she just leaves..I do think its possible to find love with such a big age gap,but Crystal doesn't seem to be the right one.i know I shouldn't judge,just giving my honest opinion.Hope he has an iron clad pre nup !!!!
Re: Corey – oh I hope he does that too..serves her right for walking out on him before they were supposed to get married a year or 2 ago
What is really sad is that this woman walked out on him, tried to basically pawn the ring and criticized him. And what does he do? He comes back for more and marries this woman? Crystal Harris may think she's won at the game of life, but will anyone ever take her seriously or trust her again? I don't think so. The only ex-girls that people even take somewhat seriously are the girls from the The Girls Next Door. The rest of them, like Barbi Benton, are just looked at as old easy bags.
Is that the official wedding photograph? She's wearing a white strapless and he's got on purple satin pajamas and a CAPTAIN'S CAP?
That's just sick.
NEVER EVER HIS GIRLFFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER EVER COUPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER EVER COUPLE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ETERNAL UNTIE THE KNOT INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING DUMB AND STUPID WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: SashaSkye – NEVER EVER THAN GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEFNER FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: teeter totter – NEVER EVER WISH THEM WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS IF EVER HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FUCK YOUR HOPE SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER EVER THINGS WORK OUT FINE FOR THEM NEVER EVER POSSIBLE INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOREVER DIVORCES IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DIE ALREADY HEFNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Corey – FUCK YOUR HOPE SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER EVER HEF IS JUST FUCKIN WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOREVER WITHOUT TO THE VERY EXTREME POSSIBLE INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEF IS SEXUAL IMPOTENT SO NEVER EVER FUCKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EURGH!!!!!!!!!! DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYTAL HARRIS IS A DUMB GOLD DIGGING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYSTAL HARRIS IS A DUMB GOLD DIGGING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!