One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Not just yet anywayz!
Kimye will be putting the breaks on their babe's TV career before he or she even comes out of the womb. The future parents have stated that the child will not be any of their reality shows and they want to protect their kiddie's privacy.
That also means that there will be no "Kim Gives Birth" special nor a baby spinoff.
But don't worry…Kim promises that her months being preggerz WILL be televised!
That sounds like a good consolation prize, right?
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