It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Many say that fashion is a form of self-expression so it seems very appropriate that Paris Hilton donned a sweatshirt with a GIANT heart on it in declaration of her love for beautiful boytoy River Viiperi.
The seXXXy, lovesick couple returned to Los Angeles via LAX yesterday arm-in-arm after enjoying the holidays all across the country from icy Aspen to sweltering Miami!!
Maybe since Paris' old BFF/frenemy Kim Kardashian is knocked up, Paris and River will be next?!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]