There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Ready for your morning cup of bullshiz??
Good! Cuz we've got the perfect serving of screwed-up silliness for your consumption.
According to a new rumor, Britney Spears is spiraling down the rabbit hole of 2007. People are saying she's reverting to her troubled ways, and that's why Simon Cowell is about to cut her loose from X Factor.
"First, she wanted the producers to fly Vanilla Ice in to duet with her, which was just weird. They called him and he wanted $500,000, so that wasn't going to work. Then, she demanded that exotic animals be flown in to be in the video and they had to tell her that that wasn't going to work for legal reasons and insurance reasons. She wanted to do her own makeup and when she would get it done, she would just mess it up on top of what they did."
They continue with their blasphemy, speaking of her X Factor time as:
"She acts like she has a different contract than everyone else. She shows up late, she wanders around aimlessly and she is in her own world. She wasn't ready for this responsibility."
Okay, first of all, BritBrit's goose isn't fully cooked just yet!
There's still hope for her various facial expressions on the competition show!
And secondly… this is just nonsense! Why would Britney revert to her old ways when there's WAY less pressure now!?! She's come too far to let her progress slide.
Britney is beaming with sunshine and perfection. And that's that!
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