One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Well, well, well!
Things are certainly looking up for Kanye West in 2013, aren't they?!
The rapper is expecting his first child with Kim Kardashian, hard at work on what we're sure to be another MASSIVELY successful album, and may even get to enjoy a three-way with his beloved AND Betty White…and now, even the law appears to be on his side!
That's right, Yeezy was spotted taking off from Chateau Marmont late last night - without Kim, might we add - and apparently, he had a bit of a lead foot, as he was soon pulled over by the FUZZ driving west on Sunset Blvd!
Ch-ch-check him out (above)!
Don't worry, though!
We don't know if he treated the officer to a bad-ass freestyle rap or justified his speeding by explaining that his pregnant baby mama was in dire need of a midnight snack that he was delivering to her, but 'Ye was reportedly let go with just a warning!
Here's hoping that he appreciates his good fortune and doesn't make the same mistake behind the wheel again!
You're going to be a parent now, Sir!
[Image via Splash.]