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Strip clubs are all fun and games until somebody
loses an eye bumps their noggin'!
Early this morning, an unidentified
single mother working her way through nursing school stripper badly injured herself after falling 15 feet off a balcony while dancing at Christie’s Cabaret in Cleveland!
“[The witness] stated that [the dancer] grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail.”
We appreciate her commitment to the art of exotic dancing, but maybe these girls shouldn't perform such complicated maneuvers near ledges!
The woman remains in critical condition at MetroHealth Medical Center.
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