Stripper Suffers 'Major Head Trauma' After Falling 15 Feet During Lap Dance!

Strip clubs are all fun and games until somebody loses an eye bumps their noggin'!
Early this morning, an unidentified single mother working her way through nursing school stripper badly injured herself after falling 15 feet off a balcony while dancing at Christie’s Cabaret in Cleveland!
A responding police officer described how the 22-year-old woman hurt herself, saying:
“[The witness] stated that [the dancer] grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail.”
Whoa!
We appreciate her commitment to the art of exotic dancing, but maybe these girls shouldn't perform such complicated maneuvers near ledges!
The woman remains in critical condition at MetroHealth Medical Center.
[Image via Warner Bros..]
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The story isn't exxxactly what I was interested in here…didn't even read the article lol
Kind of a distasteful GIF if you got minors in here.
That gif is disgusting. Perez you have hit a all time low by putting this filth on you site.
That .gif needs to be taken down. Way to just shove it - literally, in children's faces!
absolutely an all time low with the gif.
seriously, what were you thinking?
I'm a relaxed laid back type person BUT don't minors come to this site ? Yeah I know if a minor wants to see nudity etc , one can but Perez needs to have some couth. cooth ? couth ?
The gif is from a movie, and it's not like his ballsack is dangling in the breeze for the world to see. Let's stop freaking out over every single little thing we see on the internet. If you don't want your kids to see it, it's called parental blocks. Stop putting blame on everyone else and take responsibility for what your children see.
You gay filthy fucking whore. Then you wonder why people don't embrace gays, but it's because of this.
I am a nursing student myself and am extremely offended that you made reference to nurses in this context. This does nothing for the image of nursing! Smarten up Perez!
Wow, people need to calm down. The story is about a stripper and he used a GIF from a movie about strippers…. I'm not sure what is so crazy about that… Also, it's Matt Bomer. And that man is pure perfection
More of this borderline stuff. Thinking of parting ways, frankly.
She really is in nursing school at Ursuline college…..
GREAT WEBSITE YOU'VE GOT HERE YOU GRUBBY HOM0 KUNT..
Re: A. Ann – OH , YOU CAN FUCKOFF TOO YOU FILTHY ENABLER !
Re: Each – FUCK OFF PEREZ!
I know this girl and in the past 24 hours she past away. I think your post was very insensitive and i will no longer be reading your site. Think of her family and friends before you post something like this and make a joke of a very serious accident. She was no celebrity that asked for this. I am ashamed of your articles.
Firstly, the young lady has passed away. Secondly, you all are more offended by a GIF than the rude way the girl is portrayed? Thirdly, she WAS working her way through nursing school, and she was an incredibly kind and loving person. In the end she saved four lives by being an organ donor. Just though you all should know.